Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Happy Hump Day #7

Do I really have to tell you again how much I hate retail? I think not.

Its Wednesday y'all. Hump day. Actually its almost over...get your hump on before it's over! It's all downhill until Friday. Then it'll drag by like Christmas eve when you were 5 years old. I will not be getting my hump on. I will be posting this entry, watch some basic cable, use Gino, and go to bed.

Its been a crazy week. And not in a fun way. Last night I was messin on the intertubes and found these. Pretty much made it all better. That it my gal-pal sending me this ringtone. I almost pissed myself laughing.

So silly, cracks my shit up.

Can't deny the truth.

But I do...and you prolly do. Geek.

And my favorite one of the night...

You're welcome.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Show Me Your Teeth

This is my obligatory New Year/Resolution Making/Year In Review/Reflection Of The Past blog post. Doo-da. Ma-jigger. Thing.

  • Move out
  • Full time job
  • Car
  • Read more

The End.

Oh and my birthday was something like...2 weeks ago. I spent the weekend drunk with some awesome people. Irish car bombs; my new favorite drink. I chug like a lady. Zac couldn't be there. I was sad. Weekend fun-ness with him is coming up tho! Been too long since I've seen my Boy.

Awww yea... balloon animals

Funny shit coming your way tomorrow. Be prepared.

P.S: Its fap-central here. Ima bout to rape someone.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Sexy Saturday #8

If I wasn't so lazy and last minute...I would have found you something much better than what I'm bring you tonight. But its better to have something, to get back into the groove of things, rather than nothing at all.

This Saturdays sexiness is brought to you by Hawtness Blog - The Women of WTF. A few of my favorites that I've saved. More artistic over random hawtness. Well...the last one is kinda random. Ya know! Its not random...she's fucking adorable!! So...suck it. Or don't...whatever is cool =)

Miss me?

Yes, I know, I'm a horrible blogger. Have you been pondering what I've been up to? Well; work, work, sleep, masturbate, Vikings, running away, coming back, hopeless devotion, daydreaming, eat, work, masturbate some more, flirt with BST, clean the house, drink with my girls, obtain an infected thumb and work!

For those who have never worked retail, or retail during the holiday season have no idea how little time to yourself you're allotted. I had no 2 days off in a row, worked until midnight, as well as day before and day after Christmas. Joy. Sadly now, I'm back down to shitty hours. This does insipre one to look around for better, and more stable work. Oh how I long for the 9-5 full time gig. I long for a full weekend. For steady pay, hours, and to not smile at a fat bitch when she calls me an incompetent whore.

So the new year came and went. I did nothing interesting to celebrate. Hung out with The Wife, went to bed early. This means I need to depart this town...very soon...move to the city. Have me some fun.

Seriously people...nothing. You've missed nothing by me not blogging.'ve missed things I can not share here. ;)

Weekly special post are making a comeback. I promise!