tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31665796417125036592023-11-15T09:32:15.062-05:00so precious, suspicious, and charming and viciousWord vomit...thats what this is. Family, friends, good times, Dagorhir, sex, vintage things, girly thoughts, porn, men, animals, jobs...life in general. Good luck reading this crap!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger50125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-57521059089202909862010-08-07T09:46:00.000-04:002010-08-07T09:46:36.824-04:00Blah blah..Oh look!! Something adorable!I keep telling myself to sit down with my laptop, get comfortable, and write a damn blog entry. Then I convince myself that its pointless to do so since I have nothing to write about. And yet here I am. Writing about nothing. Rambling about...nothing.<br />
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Well, since April 30th, I've gone on vacation, worked as much as fucking corporate will allow me, did housewifey things (a girl has gotta practice), gardened, went to the county fair, made homemade pickles, and canned potatoes. Interesting huh? Its not, I know.<br />
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Oh!! I just thought of something! Last night, while drinking at the bar with some friends, I came to realize that I'm extremely dirty, and yet adorable and innocent. Example; We're discussing porn, sex, and curing women's "Hysteria" during the Victorian age (cause we're dirty-minded history nerds). I turn and see a puppy-dog. Mid-sentence, I transform into the girliest 10 year old ever. The estrogen knob is turned up to 11 (kek), and I exclaim <a href="http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/images/photos/Through_the_wall.jpg">"Look at the puppy!"</a> in such a high bitch squeal that the said puppy's ears would bleed. Which would be super sad, mind you. Puppy is fine, don't worry. It was a block away. Maybe this is why my 12 year old puppy is deaf now...hmm... Back to my story! Immediately after my outburst, with no segueway, I return to the current subject of sex and prostution in Antient Greece. To much amusement of my friends. My closest friends are used to this, but still entertained by it all.<br />
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I have no real ending to that story. Saw a few more doggies, above reaction was repeated.<br />
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Next week: The County Fair and Deep Fried DeliciousnessUnknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-88497656589920092952010-04-30T09:52:00.000-04:002010-04-30T09:52:01.420-04:00Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!!Writers block....I haz it. Have had it. I blame Mercury. And the full moon. And Chuck Norris. In the meantime read my <a href="http://twitter.com/MissAwry">tweets</a>, and drool over the pics in re-blog on my new <a href="http://tecaisamused.tumblr.com/">Tumblr</a>! (Like the one below)<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0qh3iS0nP1qbwoaco1_400.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0qh3iS0nP1qbwoaco1_400.jpg" /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-63458525766581599942010-02-14T17:21:00.005-05:002010-02-14T17:59:37.756-05:00St. Valentines DayAlso known as; buy me some flowers, gimmie something shiny, maybe some candy, and a nice dinner...you might get some pussy. (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine's_Day">The real thing</a>)<br /><br />Hell, it would work on me. But the man prolly got pussy from me last night, and will get some tomorrow just because I like to give it up. This year no pussy will be had. Instead I went out with my girl, got some Indian food, flirted with the waiter, did some bar hoppin, saw a band, chilled at a friends house and fell asleep around 3am. I'd say it didn't totally suck. I would have enjoyed ending the night with a boy, but my newly named Doc Johnson toy, <a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/rabbit-vibrators/ivibe-suction-cup-rabbit">Jacques</a>, will do just fine. God damn do I love that thing.<div><br />Enjoy your Sunday all. Have a sexy pic =)<br /><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/S3h_OuZxtiI/AAAAAAAAAGc/mHWtp0UdrEQ/s1600-h/0207001441.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/S3h_OuZxtiI/AAAAAAAAAGc/mHWtp0UdrEQ/s320/0207001441.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438236441000916514" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-86040478154230448412010-01-27T23:13:00.010-05:002010-01-27T23:48:49.856-05:00Happy Hump Day #7Do I really have to tell you again how much I hate retail? I think not.<br /><br />Its Wednesday y'all. Hump day. Actually its almost over...get your hump on before it's over! It's all downhill until Friday. Then it'll drag by like Christmas eve when you were 5 years old. I will not be getting my hump on. I will be posting this entry, watch some basic cable, use <a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/g-spot-vibrators/lucid-dream-14">Gino</a>, and go to bed.<br /><br />Its been a crazy week. And not in a fun way. Last night I was messin on the intertubes and found these. Pretty much made it all better. That it my gal-pal sending me this <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXO3gKfOUN8">ringtone</a>. I almost pissed myself laughing.<br /><br /><font style="font-style:italic;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/S2ET-EuRHZI/AAAAAAAAAF8/xJQzPbsn_sg/s1600-h/Tornainbow.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 254px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/S2ET-EuRHZI/AAAAAAAAAF8/xJQzPbsn_sg/s320/Tornainbow.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431644582726147474"></a></font><div style="text-align: center;">So silly, cracks my shit up.</div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/S2EUN3k9t0I/AAAAAAAAAGE/sJLDxWpyb4k/s1600-h/sloppy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/S2EUN3k9t0I/AAAAAAAAAGE/sJLDxWpyb4k/s320/sloppy.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431644854075373378"></a><div style="text-align: center;">Can't deny the truth.</div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/S2EUrq9bbiI/AAAAAAAAAGM/yE66KLFjW9c/s1600-h/error+404.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 216px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/S2EUrq9bbiI/AAAAAAAAAGM/yE66KLFjW9c/s320/error+404.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431645366084398626"></a><div style="text-align: center;">But I do...and you prolly do. Geek.</div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div>And my favorite one of the night...<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/S2EU4_44zpI/AAAAAAAAAGU/_f9lrY5dYq4/s1600-h/derp.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/S2EU4_44zpI/AAAAAAAAAGU/_f9lrY5dYq4/s320/derp.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431645595040796306"></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">You're welcome.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-50261771588729339902010-01-26T21:37:00.006-05:002010-01-29T08:49:04.294-05:00Show Me Your TeethThis is my obligatory New Year/Resolution Making/Year In Review/Reflection Of The Past blog post. Doo-da. Ma-jigger. Thing. <div><br /></div><div><ul><li>Move out</li><li>Full time job</li><li>Car</li><li>Read more</li></ul></div><div><br /></div><div>The End.</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh and my birthday was something like...2 weeks ago. I spent the weekend drunk with some awesome people. Irish car bombs; my new favorite drink. I chug like a lady. Zac couldn't be there. I was sad. Weekend fun-ness with him is coming up tho! Been too long since I've seen my Boy.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/S1-qhAB4GLI/AAAAAAAAAF0/EidBntZSLLc/s1600-h/Ballons!!.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/S1-qhAB4GLI/AAAAAAAAAF0/EidBntZSLLc/s320/Ballons!!.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431247159552383154" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Awww yea... balloon animals</span></div></div><div><br /></div><div>Funny shit coming your way tomorrow. Be prepared. </div><div><br /></div><div>P.S: Its fap-central here. Ima bout to rape someone. </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-87812031811065567832010-01-09T21:46:00.006-05:002010-01-09T22:08:44.133-05:00Sexy Saturday #8If I wasn't so lazy and last minute...I would have found you something much better than what I'm bring you tonight. But its better to have something, to get back into the groove of things, rather than nothing at all. <div><br /></div><div>This Saturdays sexiness is brought to you by <a href="http://hawtness.com/">Hawtness Blog - The Women of WTF</a>. A few of my favorites that I've saved. More artistic over random hawtness. Well...the last one is kinda random. Ya know what...no! Its not random...she's fucking adorable!! So...suck it. Or don't...whatever is cool =)</div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/S0lC24UBwnI/AAAAAAAAAFc/EzV5MlxlqWY/s1600-h/Rykan-V-boneapart-P.jpg"></a><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/S0lC24UBwnI/AAAAAAAAAFc/EzV5MlxlqWY/s1600-h/Rykan-V-boneapart-P.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="text-align: left;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 206px; height: 320px; " src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/S0lC24UBwnI/AAAAAAAAAFc/EzV5MlxlqWY/s320/Rykan-V-boneapart-P.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424940736741229170" /></a><br /><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/S0lC3MjZZsI/AAAAAAAAAFk/zVecVLB4614/s320/LSD.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424940742174402242" /><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/S0lC3b7fRQI/AAAAAAAAAFs/JIA7rDwvojE/s320/kitty+kat.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 213px; height: 320px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424940746301981954" /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-68764159535081491432010-01-09T20:40:00.004-05:002010-01-09T21:22:04.816-05:00Miss me?Yes, I know, I'm a horrible blogger. Have you been pondering what I've been up to? Well; work, work, sleep, masturbate, Vikings, running away, coming back, hopeless devotion, daydreaming, eat, work, masturbate some more, flirt with <a href="http://twitter.com/brianstreetteam">BST</a>, clean the house, drink with my girls, obtain an <a href="http://twitpic.com/wdryq">infected thumb</a> and work!<div><br /></div><div>For those who have never worked retail, or retail during the holiday season have no idea how little time to yourself you're allotted. I had no 2 days off in a row, worked until midnight, as well as day before and day after Christmas. Joy. Sadly now, I'm back down to shitty hours. This does insipre one to look around for better, and more stable work. Oh how I long for the 9-5 full time gig. I long for a full weekend. For steady pay, hours, and to not smile at a fat bitch when she calls me an incompetent whore.</div><div><br /></div><div>So the new year came and went. I did nothing interesting to celebrate. Hung out with The Wife, went to bed early. This means I need to depart this town...very soon...move to the city. Have me some fun.</div><div><br /></div><div>Seriously people...nothing. You've missed nothing by me not blogging. Well...you've missed things I can not share here. ;) </div><div><br /></div><div>Weekly special post are making a comeback. I promise! </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-78311825274517229262009-12-10T00:16:00.003-05:002009-12-10T00:21:05.218-05:00The Wind has no DestinationHoly fuck balls....has it been that long since I've updated?! I deserve a spanking. Yes! A spanking! And then the oral sex!! (yay Monty Python reference. I'm a nerd...but hot. You want me.)<div><br /></div><div>Coming soon to The Blog:</div><div><ul><li>Vikings </li><li>Metal</li><li>Sex</li><li>Porn</li><li>Christmas</li><li>Retail</li><li>Maybe a review</li></ul><div>Stay tuned. <3</div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-61017569074175427622009-11-18T07:38:00.011-05:002009-11-24T16:13:14.007-05:00Happy Hump Day #6<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Good God I've been a horrible blogger. And know why? Cause I'm lazy. Its that simple. I could pull some excuse out of my sweet, sweet ass like; "I was busy", and I will. Well I was ok!! I was busy beating <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHAbHz8iYHc">Plants vs Zombies</a> (OMG SO MUCH FUN), working retail during THE HOLIDAY SEASON (shoot me in the face), trying to keep some sort of order of the house, AND somehow have a social life. On top of all that I was dumb and agreed to work extra hours <i>and </i>Thanksgiving <b><i>day<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">But I get time in a half, a gift card, and they provide lunch. Yay money!!</span></span></i></b><div><br /></div><div>So can you forgive me world? Would you feel better if I posted some hot pics and things to make you giggle? Yeah? Ok then, I will.</div><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/SwPudYX8njI/AAAAAAAAAFA/9bYhAmGuXhg/s1600/oldetitsorgtfoanonibbl0.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><br /><img style="text-align: left;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 265px; " src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/SwPudYX8njI/AAAAAAAAAFA/9bYhAmGuXhg/s320/oldetitsorgtfoanonibbl0.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405426166301236786" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/SwPudiUbdxI/AAAAAAAAAFI/o3MU0z8ilhk/s320/celebrity-pictures-betty-white-sick-bull.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405426168970835730" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 258px; " /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/54439-5/Valery_frustration_fixed.gif" border="0" alt="" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 352px; height: 324px; " /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/Whoo05/BLOG/Valery_frustration_fixed.gif" style="text-decoration: none;"><br /></a><br />Click photos to make em bigger. Durh. And have a Happy Hump Day!</div><div><br /></div>Oh and P.S: <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0796366/">STAR TREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!</a></div><div><br /></div></span></span><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-66618988405805739122009-11-05T07:31:00.006-05:002009-11-05T08:13:00.788-05:00Happy Hump Day #5<div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:'times new roman';">No, you didn't miss out on Hump Day. I didn't write one. Why? Cause I'm a lazy hoe, thats why. On my Hump Day I: worked 8 hours or retail and unpacked freight, cleaned the house, received cramps that feel like I'm being kicked by a horse, witnessed SNOW FLURRIES, wore green pants, and wrote an epic novel. Well the last one isn't true...but it rounded out the sentence well.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">While working I was thinking of blog entries I could do, daydreaming of getting fucked 6 ways to Sunday, and how I should make up for not doing a Hump Day. My friend Pretty Lady has to be one of my most quoted friends. The stuff she thinks up! Classics I tell you. Well maybe not classics, but they crack me up. And since I'm the sharing type I saved a few quotes from her JUST FOR YOU. Because I CARE. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></div><div><ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">"I just tried to remember what I did in elementary through most of high school, and I can't. WTF. I wasn't even drinking then"</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">"Oh no!! I'm so sorry!! I spilled coke on your dog!!!" (maybe not funny to you but it's my blog and it was fucking hilarious at the time. Fuck you, it still is!)</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">"Golfers, oh golfers, when you let your Bloody Marys slosh into the cupholders and over the dash of the cart and it proceeds to creep into every pore and crevasse and crease and solidify in this chill, flecked with pepper and studded with bits of dill pickle and celery, I fight back the urge to use this industrial-strength cleaner on your irises. Just so you know."</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">"I get jealous of the people in the Trojan commercials...with their fake sex. I think I will fall into a deep depression. A sex depression. Depresexion."</span></li><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">"Lonely Vagina Syndrome. Symptoms include: mood swings, irritability, sexual aggression, and poor life choices. Eventual death." (I also recommend you stay sober when you have LVS)<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/SvLOU14pyqI/AAAAAAAAAE4/vQHxOVSKCzI/s320/alison.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400605760628050594" /></span></li></ul></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-79800925196416603172009-10-31T09:00:00.004-04:002009-10-31T09:33:01.942-04:00Sexy Saturday #7: Halloween SpecialI don't know about you, but I have had a shitty week. Work, personal problems, physical problems, money, family, blah blah. But none of that compares to the loss of a baby boy. Preggers, one of my best girl friends, became a mother this week. She gave birth to a beautiful baby boy on Wednesday. He was stillborn. Nothing can express the sadness I have for her and her husband. But life goes on, they're doing ok. Home and trying for normalcy.<div><br /></div><div>And thats what I should be doing. I'm sad, she is the closest thing to a sister that I have, (I'm an only child) and I would have loved to be an Aunt. Next time right? </div><div><br /></div><div>But back to the old routiene! Cause after all, tomorrow is another day! Not only is today Sexy Saturday, but it's Halloween!!! My favorite holiday, always has been. After working for a few hours (in costume) Pretty Lady and I plan on driving down to Columbus for some fun times. Drinks, dancing, live band, corset, heals, witch costume...good times will be had. I'll <a href="http://twitter.com/MissAwry">tweet </a>and maybe post some pics! </div><div><br /></div><div>This Sexy Saturday, being on a holiday and all, I attempted to find something really cool. Maybe I should have saved <a href="http://missawry.blogspot.com/2009/10/zombie-dick.html?zx=e2d6da7b3bf86bef">Zombie Porn</a> for today... if it makes you feel better you should run over to <a href="http://www.burningangel.com/">Burning Angel</a> and watch <a href="http://www.burningangel.com/videos/282/dong-of-the-dead">Dong of the Dead</a>. But this week's photo comes from my favorite photographer on dA (who thinks I'm adorable) <a href="http://pelicanh.deviantart.com/">Michael Helms.</a></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://theofficialshai.deviantart.com/">Shai </a>is so long and lean looking, shes perfect for an elf. Love love LOVE the way the sun is filtering through the cloak. She makes me like elves...cause honestly I'm not a fan. (Dagorhir people who know me will understand)</div><div><br /></div><div>So no, the photo isn't bloody, or raunchy, or typical, or traditional. I still find it approate for Halloween tho! Some other great themed photos in their <a href="http://today.deviantart.com/dds/">Daily Deviations </a>today. </div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs51/f/2009/280/e/9/e94b1d0e3cf611153e94343fbfaa842a.jpg"></a><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs51/f/2009/280/e/9/e94b1d0e3cf611153e94343fbfaa842a.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><br /><img style="text-align: left;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 432px; height: 648px; " src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs51/f/2009/280/e/9/e94b1d0e3cf611153e94343fbfaa842a.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Have a happy and SAFE Halloween everyone!!! And as always....Click links to artists and models! Don't be a douche and steal photos!!!</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-40931518410049760452009-10-28T09:52:00.010-04:002009-10-28T10:12:48.682-04:00Happy Hump Day #4Wednesday, October 28th, 2009. Yet again another hump day. But I can’t really call this Wednesday a bad day. This week has yet to truly suck. Sure some things went down…but that happens. I’m staying positive.<br /><br />Why doesn’t this Wednesday suck you ask? Because I had 4 days off, including Monday. I spent my weekend with Preggers, Pretty Lady, Soldier Boy and my family. Dinners, movies, light shopping, playing and becoming obsessed with Fable II on Xbox (I now officially need a Xbox). I squeezed as much good times in my mini vacation as I could. So when I went back to work on Tuesday, in the afternoon, it didn’t suck. It was like Monday…but a it came on a non-shitty Tuesday afternoon. Ya know? Does that make sense? Maybe not…either way it didn’t suck. But I work retail, and our late hours start November 1st. Now THAT sucks. But that should mean more hours for me, which equals more money, which equals me not becoming a Lady of the Night. I know you’re disappointed.<br /><br />For those who are having a shitty week…I’m sorry. Let me provide a little comic relief. Yes I know nudes and/or tits would make it better…but….too bad! That’s a Saturday thing.<br /><br />So as you know I'm an Ohio girl. And I'm one of the few that actually loves living in Ohio. I live in rural Ohio, with all the Amish. Pimp...I know. So when I saw <a href="http://taintedsilence.deviantart.com/art/The-US-As-According-to-Ohio-130898586">this</a>, I lol'd cause it so very true. The rest of her stuff is pretty damn awesome. Check her <a href="http://taintedsilence.deviantart.com/">gallery </a>out on DevientART.<br /><br /><a href="http://taintedsilence.deviantart.com/art/The-US-As-According-to-Ohio-130898586"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/SuhOhuX5a8I/AAAAAAAAAEw/fmm2P-HYXG4/s1600-h/The_US_As_According_to_Ohio_by_taintedsilence.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 203px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/SuhOhuX5a8I/AAAAAAAAAEw/fmm2P-HYXG4/s320/The_US_As_According_to_Ohio_by_taintedsilence.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397650494694452162" /></a></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-48416315719757006162009-10-23T20:41:00.007-04:002009-10-24T00:47:51.596-04:00Sexy Saturday #6So I'm sure you heard that the lovely, talented, bedroom eyed, raven haired, great assed, smokin' hot Sasha Gray has been named <a href="http://www.genesisonline.com/">Genesis</a>' #1 Pornstar on their <a href="http://www.genesisonline.com/hot100/">Porn Top 100</a> listy doo-dad. I think I approve of their choice. I enjoy watching Sasha do her thing on camera, I especially like her <a href="http://twitter.com/SashaGrey">tweets </a>and the new stuff shes coming up with her own <a href="http://sashagrey.com/">production company.</a><br /><br />With all that in mind why not jump on the band wagon and make her my Sexy Saturday huh? I planned on it eventually. Ya see I found this awesome gif....<br /><br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v214/Whoo05/BLOG/?action=view¤t=Sasha_Grey_Headlock_Anal.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/Whoo05/BLOG/Sasha_Grey_Headlock_Anal.gif" border="0" alt="Sasha"></a><br /><br />Yeah dude. I love her expression, same one I get when in a headlock getting ass fucked. Ya see why shes number one? If you don't...whatever fuck you.<br /><br />I really need and want to see <a href="http://www.tlaraw.com/product/10-1219-292501_the-girlfriend-experience.html?sn=3991">The Girlfriend Experience.</a> I hear good things...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-28855548527633134402009-10-23T18:17:00.004-04:002009-10-23T18:41:29.117-04:00Let me tell you something...I'm happy despite this pit of depression. I choose to behave or not to; choose when I'm a good girl or a bad girl. I choose peace over "war" because I can't stand any more betrayal and pain. I rely and trust in no one cause I learn from my mistakes; and yet everyone rely and trust in me. I choose the hard way when something simple is standing in front of me, with hands groping for me, reaching out for me, because I'm stubborn and hopeless. I wait for it patiently, but complain all the while. I run wild, but always come home to you and my own bed; whether you're there keeping it warm or its cold once again. I'm random when it's appropriate. I follow up but don't follow through. I write in sharpie but carry white-out. I'm loved but alone. Alone but not lonely. Forgiving but not forgetful. I'm your dream girl but I'll never be yours. The best you'll ever have and never get all of it ever again. I live every moment, enjoying the little ones, so that when the big one comes along I'll know how to react. I'm not fucked up, you are. And life is too simple and short to stand so still.<br /><br />Deal with it friend, love me as I love you, don't let go, and enjoy my ride.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-19046056614455875492009-10-21T09:48:00.004-04:002009-10-21T10:03:25.071-04:00Hump Day #3; The Good, The Bad, and My 99 ProblemsBad Shit: My body hurts from working so much (I need better shoes), I need to get fucked like a desperate $2 crack-head hooker (no offence to $2 crack-head hookers), I feel as though I'm coming down with a cold (thank you retail), I'm poor as FUCK (God damn student loans), My room is a mess and my OCD is about to kick in.<br /><br />Good Shit: The sun is shinning, I am loved and adored, Ohio is having an Indian Summer, I've been getting good hours at work, Halloween fun-ness looks promising, and I have at least 3 days off coming up. I'll be getting a real weekend!! I can clean!! But I know I won't be getting laid. Can't get everything you want, right?<br /><br />So Wednesday...middle of the week...Hump Day on my blog. What laugh am I providing you? It goes along with my little rant. I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one! Word...<br /><br /><a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v214/Whoo05/BLOG/?action=view¤t=99Problems.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/Whoo05/BLOG/99Problems.gif" border="0" alt="99 problems"></a><br /><br /><br />I lul'dUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-92001025406341776462009-10-16T23:21:00.006-04:002009-10-16T23:54:54.661-04:00Sexy Saturday #5Oh Sexy Saturdays...you come and go too quickly. It always seem to be the problem huh...I know I've had my share with something coming too quickly. This time I'm actually early. By a few minutes.<br /><br />Well I've had a simple, disappointing and yet fun week. So what did I pick for this weeks feature? Something that reflects this week (simple, disappointing and yet fun).<br /><br />How is it simple you ask? Well...look at it. Its one girl licking another. Its a tease. Sure, there must be more to it but unless you have sauce (the movie/clip from whence this came from) its a a <span style="font-style: italic;">simple</span>, and <span style="font-style: italic;">disappointing </span>tease! See what I did thar? I love that I found this, but disappointed that I don't have the full clip. I'm intrigued...wants to see more! And yes...its a <span style="font-style: italic;">fun </span>lil gif. I giggled when I clicked it. BTW...chick the pic to see it move. ;-)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/131704-2/Girls_licking_blindfolded.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 277px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/Stk-M0U8TsI/AAAAAAAAAEg/UznIM5005pA/s320/Girls_licking_blindfolded.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5393410418678714050" border="0" /></a><br />So there you have it. Sexy Saturday. One girl licking another. Sure got me frisky!<br /><br />I'll be in my bunk....Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-65286796691588926122009-10-14T20:20:00.004-04:002009-10-14T20:44:23.601-04:00Hump Day #2Happy Hump Day!!! *humps air*<br /><br />Mine sucked balls! Thats cause Wednesday always sucks. Plans fell through, long work day, it's fucking cold, I have nothing clean, nothing fits (at least its too big vs too small). But I have the next few days off. I'll make this week not suck. I'm determined.<br /><br />So this made me laugh yesterday...I watched it this eve when I got home from my long ass work day of unpacking freight. You will laugh too. Thanks to my friend Rooster.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.getonmyhorse.com/">Sweet lemonade, yes sweet lemonade.</a><br /><br />CLICK DA LINK!! WATCH IT!! FULL OF WIN!!!<br /><a href="http://www.getonmyhorse.com/"> </a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-40404720995278331842009-10-11T09:12:00.005-04:002009-10-11T09:46:46.403-04:00Sexy Saturday #4I did it again...lets just pretend that Sunday is Saturday. That means you get a whole extra day of weekend! You have my permission to get drunk tonight and sleep it off tomorrow. If you get fired for not going into work tomorrow, don't blame me. Cause I'll be at work like a responsible adult. So even though I had Friday and Saturday off, I work today. Which is ok, Sundays in retail (in Hickville at least) last from 12-5. On top of working all week, I've been helping Preggers with a local theater production. Small small SMALL show, I'm helping with lights and pushing the "play" button on the CD player. But I got to have some fun with an old friend who came into town. Got a lil silly...played some silly guitar hero. I'm no good at it drunk...<br /><br />Ok...done rambling. On to the sex. No sex for me. Its been almost 2 months. I'm being a good girl...it sucks. But this girl had sex! You can tell. Why? Cause theres cum all over her face...jeeze...<br /><br />I found this photo while looking for new <a href="http://orz.4chan.org/wg/imgboard.html">wallpaper </a>for my new(ish) laptop. (fuck yeah laptop for $25!) And I found this. Instantly saved it. Because I'm a horny, dirty, sick, twisted, adorable lady. And you like it.<br /><br />Its a great photo dudes, looks greats as your desktop wallpaper. I have new obsession about porn and/or erotic photos in black and white. The lack of color makes them less dirty. Don't ask...just accept that its true. Believe it or not, her eyes were the first thing that I saw. So wide and open, you know she isn't gun shy. Not only is this a fucking hot photo, its a beautifully shaded. The lights and darks, the shadows on her face...reminds me of that morning BJ. Warm morning sun streaming across naked bodies, falling back asleep afterwords, waking up and making some breakfast. mmmm....<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/StHfgqBWxgI/AAAAAAAAAEY/GhQ-MZY9q0U/s1600-h/cum+shot.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/StHfgqBWxgI/AAAAAAAAAEY/GhQ-MZY9q0U/s320/cum+shot.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391335981067978242" border="0" /></a>I think I'm finished here. =)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-26706599948729727762009-10-07T07:41:00.005-04:002009-10-07T08:43:11.231-04:00Hump Day #1Ah yes...Wednesday. Hump Day if you will. The day "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monday%27s_Child">full of woe</a>". Named for the Norse god Woden, and the Roman god Mercury. Ok...I'll stop with the history lesson, you can read about it <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wednesday">here</a>.<br /><br />I learned (yesterday, but its just now setting in) that Solder Boy is going off to war in about a year. Next weekend he go through mobilization training and before you know it he'll be playing medic with infantry up in Northern Afghanistan. I am not a happy camper. Yes, I know we're not a couple anymore, but he'll always have that little bit of my heart. He is my best friend and first love. No one else knows me better than him right now. I don't even want to think about what happens if...<br /><br />Anywho, since wednesday is known to be a Debbie Downer I thought I'd post something fun and uplifting. And since Zaccy the Soldier Boy is leaving in a year (it will fly by) I went with a military theme.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/SsyJ1ll6-HI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/GRxlI9kGZPU/s1600-h/political-pictures-one-ring.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/SsyJ1ll6-HI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/GRxlI9kGZPU/s320/political-pictures-one-ring.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389834407772878962" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/SsyJ0_QTQ7I/AAAAAAAAAEI/z5wUFY66XvY/s1600-h/political-pictures-military-enlisting-hell.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 211px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/SsyJ0_QTQ7I/AAAAAAAAAEI/z5wUFY66XvY/s320/political-pictures-military-enlisting-hell.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389834397481649074" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/SsyJ0jHvU8I/AAAAAAAAAEA/EoHJomU1Wqk/s1600-h/political-pictures-soldiers-dont-run.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 254px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/SsyJ0jHvU8I/AAAAAAAAAEA/EoHJomU1Wqk/s320/political-pictures-soldiers-dont-run.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389834389929546690" border="0" /></a><br /><br />P.S: I'm a dirty, liberal, hippie (which Zac makes fun of, its amusing, but I shower thus am attractive). War is bad, but I love our soldiers. And I love this <a href="http://punditkitchen.com/">website</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-85538012194752497532009-10-04T10:37:00.013-04:002009-10-04T11:28:51.184-04:00Sexy Saturday #3 Zombie Dick!!!!So guess who forgot that today is Sunday, making yesterday Saturday, and that day when I usually pre-write sexy Saturdays posts, aka Friday, was spent with her girlfriends watching Across the Universe and playing Guitar Hero.<br /><br />I'm a very bad girl...I'm late a day. And since I'm a bad, bad, girl I'll feature a dirty, nasty, filthy, and slightly disturbing photos I found somewhere <a href="http://www.4chan.org/">anonymous</a>.<br /><br />I guess these photos show my fucked up side. I saw these and my brain 'sploded. My mind said "These are fuuuuuucked up!!" and my body said "These are HOT! Touch yourself. Now...do it you slut!" And I did. And I saved the photos for later use.<br /><br />Those Japanese and their dirty Henti. Zombie sex?! Well, some is sex, some is rape. What do you expect! They're zombies. It makes it that much more fucked up and hot. I like to think that they're moaning about vagina instead of brains. Maybe they end up eating vag THEN brains...this is something ponder. I'm diggin the "armor". Its obvious that the ladies were sent to fight the huge dicked zombies, failed, and ended up gettin their pussies stuffed with zombie cock. If I could get a hold of the actual movie or comic I would soooooo love to have it. (sauce plox) Number five is my favorite. heehee....<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/Ssi8TuGK12I/AAAAAAAAAD4/kXuL9mUXuMU/s1600-h/zombie+henti+6.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/Ssi8TuGK12I/AAAAAAAAAD4/kXuL9mUXuMU/s320/zombie+henti+6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5388764001126242146" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/Ssi8HAtfqYI/AAAAAAAAADw/UIYUWhkJ3Ys/s1600-h/zombie+henti+5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/Ssi8HAtfqYI/AAAAAAAAADw/UIYUWhkJ3Ys/s320/zombie+henti+5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5388763782784723330" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/Ssi8GsxW-9I/AAAAAAAAADo/NtAhNg-_sAA/s1600-h/zombie+henti+4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/Ssi8GsxW-9I/AAAAAAAAADo/NtAhNg-_sAA/s320/zombie+henti+4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5388763777432222674" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/Ssi8GUgga8I/AAAAAAAAADg/Sl39P8D3OHY/s1600-h/zombie+henti+3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/Ssi8GUgga8I/AAAAAAAAADg/Sl39P8D3OHY/s320/zombie+henti+3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5388763770919087042" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/Ssi8GEyLDrI/AAAAAAAAADY/PMuMgwq3WK0/s1600-h/zombie+henti+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/Ssi8GEyLDrI/AAAAAAAAADY/PMuMgwq3WK0/s320/zombie+henti+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5388763766698217138" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/Ssi8FgO-BdI/AAAAAAAAADQ/QlaT7lKdTbU/s1600-h/zombie+henti.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/Ssi8FgO-BdI/AAAAAAAAADQ/QlaT7lKdTbU/s320/zombie+henti.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5388763756886885842" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-16528865583560866962009-09-26T08:44:00.000-04:002009-09-26T08:44:21.082-04:00Sexy Saturday #2Its Saturday y'all! That means I'm at work instead of enjoying my weekend like you people with your normal careers. Workin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living... (love me some Dolly).<br /><br />Any who...with everyone out of town this weekend, and my old booty call no longer my booty call; I'm stuck home (as we know) having fun with Pablo, Gino and the unnamed Blue Dude. Who I broke. I guess that brand doesn't like the way I fuck. With all this this week's photo is super sexy. Last week's was beautiful, soft, and erotic. This week makes me lick my lips with dirty thoughts and dirty memories. You don't see faces, no identity, they're anonymous. Makes it that much more sexy. She's his little slut, she'll do anything for him without a complaint. All she wants to do is please. And when she does, she gets pleasure in return. The pain makes it that much more intense.<br /><br />Fuck people, this photo is borderline raunchy. And I love it.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/Sr1jwtwFjuI/AAAAAAAAADA/bcr8O9yH0oc/s1600-h/bent+over.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 349px; height: 554px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2n43n2vLyVs/Sr1jwtwFjuI/AAAAAAAAADA/bcr8O9yH0oc/s320/bent+over.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385570417971138274" border="0" /></a>Photo was found from one of my dirty followers: <a href="http://twitter.com/SevenInchDick">SevenInchDick</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-11120018163645879232009-09-25T21:00:00.006-04:002009-09-25T22:12:43.467-04:00Is it something so good, Just can't function no more?Everyone else in the world is having fun this weekend but me. It true. I'm not being "<a href="http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k253/broncodanmp/emo.jpg">emo</a>"...I'm being gosh honestly truthful. Whats going on this weekend you ask? Some bad ass things yo!<br /><br />There shows and concerts in the Cleveland area that I could be at, some in Columbus as well. Looking sexy in the crowd at some dive bar, moshing in the pit with a bunch of sweaty dudes, getting a little tipsy and going home to have more sweaty fun with that special dude between the sheets. Then wake up at 2pm, make some mother-fuckin pancakes and be lazy for the rest of the day. Bitchin.<br /><br />I could be at The Ohio Renaissance Faire impressing all the lads and lasses with my ample bosom spilling forth from my corset. Sporting my <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/Whoo05/newdresswithcincher.jpg">leather corset</a>, all my fancy <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/Whoo05/flair.jpg">flair</a>, jingling throughout the ground spending money on cool, geeky, Renn Faire stuff. I love the attention, people watching, shopping, the shows. I need to get there...I could live there...I should work there! Would be so sweet.<br /><br />Or I could be with the rest of <a href="http://northlandsmilitia.tripod.com/">The Militia</a> in Pennsylvania at <a href="http://www.dagorhir.com/badon/">The Battle of Badon Hill</a>. Camping, battles, drinking, friends, sex. All things I require and crave as of now. In that order. I haven't been to an event or seen my <a href="http://www.dagorhir.com/">Dag buddies</a> since Ragnarok. That was in June people...these are some of the best friends I have. They're my family. My big...sexy...messed up...violent...drunk...cuddly...incestuous family. Heh...dirty.<br /><br />If I had money I'd be at <a href="http://www.exxxoticaexpo.com/">Exxotica </a>having a hot, sexy, wet, hard, sweaty, blasty blast. I'm super jealous of those there right now. We'll leave it at that.<br /><br />All in all, people I know are getting laid this weekend and I'm home in Ohio. Getting over some kind of sickness, working retail, mowing the lawn, doing laundry, cleaning house, practicing my domestic duties, going to a (hopefully non-lame) baby shower. And most of all missing him.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-56509132939830694192009-09-21T11:13:00.003-04:002009-09-21T11:26:23.929-04:00Don't shrug your shoulders, lay down beside me.Don't cha hate it when you wake up early, believing you had things to do before having to go to work at 1:00pm til 8:30pm, and only after you rush around to get ready do you find out that they've been canceled and you could have slept in? And you're sick? And horny? Have a headache? And there is something crawling around in your walls? And its raining? And your black pants are no longer black?<br /><br />Its not even noon yet...<br /><br />I have tomorrow and the next day off. Something cool has GOT to happen. I will be angry.<br /><br />Mondays can eat me...at least this one can.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-25803322414888369242009-09-18T22:07:00.008-04:002009-09-20T08:12:33.555-04:00Sexy Saturdays!Would you hate it if I post pointless random shit in this like I do on Twitter? I feel like I should update more but nothing happens in this tiny ass town. I'm sure you all care about my random thoughts.<br /><br />I think I'm getting sick...I'm not happy about this. Working retail doesn't help. But lets be positive!! I'm alive, I'm loved, and I have a job.<br /><br />So its Saturday. I proclaim Saturday in my blog as Sexy Photo Of The Week! ....day. Could be male, or female, a mix, or both! Who knows what I'm gonna find and how I'm feeling.<br /><br />So lets kick it off with one of my favorite photographers that I found on Deviant Art. <a href="http://pelicanh.deviantart.com/">Michael Helms</a>. (I beg you, click on his name and view his gallery. Some are NSFW) The man can do no wrong. Every photo I've seen I fall in love with, and yet each one has a different emotion behind it. Its not just sexy, or fetish, or beautiful. They're funny, romantic, historical, sensual and simple. Simple is why I love him so much. Can't explain it, you just have to look at his photos. Expect a lot of him on Saturdays.<br /><br />Today we have Kayla. Gorgeous no? I can't say much else, what else could be said?! A great ass and a natural beauty. And once again, simple. Unfortunately I couldn't find a link to her as a model. But to see more of her check out <a href="http://pelicanh.deviantart.com/">Michael Helms</a> and <a href="http://perrygallagher.deviantart.com/">Perry Gallagher</a> on dA!<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs37/f/2008/288/2/4/24191f2a41345f0d0e701ecf43894f04.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 373px; height: 248px;" src="http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs37/f/2008/288/2/4/24191f2a41345f0d0e701ecf43894f04.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">(click photo to make it larger...you know the drill)<br /></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3166579641712503659.post-78649836924588421432009-09-05T19:45:00.003-04:002009-09-05T20:58:58.679-04:00Don't forget to brush your musk-ox and piano your iceberg lettuce, yellow traffic coneI really don't write in this thing much. I feel as tho my "thoughts" are too scattered brained to be collected into a blog/journal entry. Thats why I <a href="http://twitter.com/wicked_awry">tweet</a>. If you are on Twitter, you should follow me. I'm kinda worth it...sometimes I feel attractive and post pics.<br /><br />Whats new with Miss Awry? Not much, the same ole shit. I work, I sleep, I eat (sometimes), I visit the pregnant local BFF, I chill with the other BFF, I miss the the other BFF whos busy as well. (being an adult sucks balls) I miss a boy, I see the boy, I enjoy the attention and visit from other boys. But nothing tops my boy. I can never get enough of him. I'm so proud of him. Wish I could watch him progress and succeed. Someday soon, he knows I'm here and doing what I can from here. He's gonna kick ass =)<br /><br />Big time loan payments kicked in this month...I don't have the means to pay them...almost took up hooking. Kinda joking. Oh the things we do for money. Thank God for my father. And I talked to my boss, she's scheduling me more hours. If I still need a few extra bucks then I'll start working for Soldier Boy. Maybe...or take up that offer for 32,000+ for 48 hours. (joking again...kinda) Either way this means less Dagorhir, less fun times, and no moving out anytime soon. Yeah...sad panda.<br /><br />I don't know what I want at times; I do things, I never regret, I wish I had someone to tell all my feelings and secrets.<br /><br />Good news is that I feel as though I can officially call myself a non-smoker now. Saying this I have a big grin on my face. Feels good. I don't need the cigarette, nor do I want it. But, yes there is a but (no puns please) I have yet to see how I fair while drinking. But I don't smoke after eating, or at my usual times. Nor do I crave one during stressful times.<br /><br />Lets see, what else...I need to get laid. No, that is an understatement. You know that feeling of such sexual need that its beyond any other description than; I need to be fucked into a coma. Yeah, thats where I am right now. Every dream is lustful. Filled with old fantasies, new fantasies, new lovers, old lovers, lovers I've never met, lovers that don't exist, lovers that I will never have...and every morning I awake in a sweat, breathing heavy and a flood in my <a href="http://images.buy-here.com/Hanes/20090601/images/Products/21342_R.jpg">boxer briefs</a>. My favorite dreams have been the gang bangs. Full of win and delicious cum. Wow...this just got graphic. But thats what happens when hormones race and no one is around to slow em down.<br /><br />And now for something completely different and entertaining, You gotta love those silly Scots:<br />Kenny: So... Yeah, currently, I've got a handful of hot blood-balloon, and I'm trying to make it spit bird shit.<br />Wicked Awry: watchin porn?<br />Kenny: Indeed I am.<br />Kenny: Well, not exactly "watching pron", but close enough.<br />Kenny: Works the same way.<br />Wicked Awry: listening to<br />Kenny: Nah, not really.<br />Kenny: Listening to porn?<br />Kenny: How the hell would that work?<br />Kenny: XD<br />Kenny: *High pitched "Ungh!"*<br />Kenny: *Low pitched "ungh!"*<br />Kenny: *High pitched "Ungh!"*<br />Kenny: *Low pitched "Ungh!"*<br />Kenny: *obligatory obscenity*<br />Kenny: *obligatory "that's hot." or "ooh yes..." agreement comment*<br />Kenny: *high pitched "Ungh!"*<br />Kenny: *Low pitched "Ungh!"*<br />Kenny: *High pitched “waffle ice cream cone”*<br />Kenny: *Low pitched "WTF?"*<br />Kenny: *Sound of an aeroplane taking off*<br />Kenny: *Submarine sonar*<br />Kenny: *Low pitched "What the hell is going on?!?!?!"*<br />Kenny: *Slow motion sound of dying spoons*<br />Kenny: *MOOOOO!*<br />Kenny: *Low pitched "where the fuck did that cow come from? And where in god's name did it get that space suit?!?!?!"<br />Kenny: *High pitched "Humanumahumnahumanumanumanumanumanhumanum."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1